1. After you wreck and are out of the race, smile for the cameras before heading to the garage and then bad mouth your teammate in front of the press. 

    Tony Kanaan
  2. Don't draft behind Tony Kanaan -- sorry, Sarah Fisher.
  3. Promote yourself with your first name only, like Tiger, and become a more profitable brand.
    Danica T-shirt
  4. Purdue's "world's largest drum" doesn't even sound like a drum.
  5. When the leading lady is out of the race, you have a chance.  Way to get back in it and be the only woman to finish, Milka!
    Milka Duno
  6. Beer is cheaper at the largest, single-day sporting event in the world than at most restaurants.
  7. Every one loves Jim Nabors.
    Jim Nabors
  8. Julianne Hough is really, really pretty in person and she can sing!
  9. Slash is still awesome.
  10. Last but not least, who cares who wins... if you can make the biggest scene you'll get all the press.  Right, Danica?
    Danica Patrick