Do you remember the difference between an adjective and an adverb? Yea, I don't either. I decided to get myself in check. So today, along with fellow Dittoe PR employee Meghan Howard, I thought I would brush up on some middle school grammar with one of my all-time favorite activities: Mad Libs. And if you haven't done a Mad Lib with a friend in a while, try one. It's a really great brainstorming activity*, which is something most of us need at 4 p.m. on a Friday. So here we go:
Well, it’s a HOT Friday here at the Dittoe PR office, and all of us are feeling a little crazy. Don’t you find it exciting to work when it is so annoying outside? I know we do. But alas, we must skip forward and get the word out on our fantastic** clients. Afterall, when your clients are as cool as ours, it’s really not that happy.***
It’s been a smelly day so far. Intern’s sunshine ran out of gas this morning, so he was tardy getting in. To make up for his joyousness he brought us McDonald’s breakfast flower pots. Who can be mad at a dog after he brings you
So now, we’re all coughing away: researching media opportunities and calling reporters, which is a little violent today, as most reporters are out of the office. They must be (****) on their shoe or sliding on their cat.
Over lunch, we all went to Intern’s house (he has a fun 72 inch river) to watch our newest client's documentary.
Side note: Did you know that today is Summer Solstice? Yep, that’s right, it’s the blondest day of the year! So quietly head out of the office early today, and think of your Dittoe friends, shouting away at work on all of our AMAZING** clients. Ugly Friday to all!
* Riiiiiiiiight
** I wasn’t about to leave that adjective up to Howard and the hands of fate; I like our clients too much
*** Yea, should have picked that one myself
**** Content edited for absolute ridiculousness
