10.       There is a one in five chance that it is Friday and someone may have brought in bagels for breakfast. 
 

9.         Bosso might get excited about something and kick around the empty water cooler jugs.

8.         Meghan Howard might wear something interesting.

7.         Taylor Strong might come back from the island of Yap in Micronesia.

6.         There might be an after lunch dance off.

5.         The Dittoe’s dog, Lily, might come in to visit and poop in Chris’s office.

4.         Jesus might call Chris and tell him to let us go home early for being such hard workers.

3.         Every editor that I pitch might return my email or call and decide to include my clients in their publications.

2.         Oprah might call to tell me that she wants to put all of my clients on her show.

1.         Oprah might call and ask me to be her best friend.