We are expanding our office space and adding to our team with two bright and shiny interns (who will surely be dark and demented upon completing their internship in August). Wahoo! This means that I will be getting a new office space complete with a brand-spanking new desk that smells of rich mahogany and enough storage to store my many leather-bound books.

 

I’m so happy to leave my cramped quarters and stretch out my legs. I’ll even have a window to gaze out while I’m brainstorming ideas for getting coverage for my clients and thinking of blog topics (as you can tell from the direction of this blog, the lack of natural sunlight is affecting my creativity).

 

As for another expansion within our office, Meghan Howard’s “Kardashian” ripped her jeans yesterday because she stopped coming to my spinning class. I enjoy making fun of her for this because in reality she hasn’t gained any weight and she is one of the naturally thinnest people I know.

 

Why is it that people with no metabolism (like moi) really enjoy it when thin people have things like this happen? I feel like it is karma’s way of telling me to hang in there because skinny people can rip their jeans, too. Karma is a funny lady.

 

Anyways, back to the expansion—in the office, that is—I am really excited to have a tasteful and refined area to kick some “Kardashian” and take some names.

 

Stay classy, Indianapolis!